charaah:

schakira:

How much butter does this guy think Christmas requires? It’s not like a main course

surprisebitch:

ruimtetijd:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them

lower your volume btw

mothwine:

killerchickadee:

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

I was reading an article about it this morning and this really rubbed me the wrong way.

How the hell do they not know how many people were working? All they have to do is look at when people punched in or out for their shift. There’s something very fishy and very callous about the whole thing.

Amazon knows how long it takes each worker to piss but suddenly when they have to be (publicly) responsible for killing their workers they have no idea how to keep track of them 💁

codex0fgigas:

seffersonjtarship:

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

richardgoranski:

im literally so jealous like i feel actual anger over the fact that i was not there

ndiecity:

laughoutloud-club:

Ah yes, chemistry

Do the people interviewing celebs when they say stuff like this ever just like. Tell them they’re wrong

burial-chamber:

lesbiandaemon:

KILL
MAIM
EVISCERATE 
DESTROY
DECIMATE

epicallyepicepicosity2:

shandycandy278:

immrbrightsideeee:

my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock:

cantsleeplogan:

phillipfancypants:

images-that-are-only-blessed:

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

And unclench your jaw

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

Don’t forget to eat!

fixedyouwithcementgaloshes:

I agree with Ye.

babyanimalgifs:

Proud boy finding best stick 

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